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I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
(4 years ago)
Well you have have a dick. A yellow badge and Ash likes you, so
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
wow... talking about me when I'm not here? smdh
(4 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
There should be a promo going right now, you should get a pop up upon logging in
(4 years ago)
Blackheath likes this
There is 50% but I got to use my money for my upcoming holiday.
(4 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Britgent likes this
Curiosity took me to the FP. 1 self proclaimed internet whore + 2 dodgy looking profiles. Maybe fake is the wrong word here. "Not genuine profiles looking to mislead people" is a bit of a mouthful...
(4 years ago)
And the green badger who's fond of a continent and posts photos of multiple women. Maybe not fake, but not what NN is about. etc etc
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thanks for that Emily, I'm not a complete muckingforon then
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
rhinostool likes this
Here are the pork chops! No need to cut them down... just step away from the food!
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
i DEF brought leftovers for you and i use my iphone, just to be on topic. or a webcam with captured stills if im being super crazy.
(5 years ago)
stealth69 and steelrat60 like this
We still remember. There's a lot of fucking going on in his name.
(5 years ago)
ooooooo great ploy.... Hey everyone.. I have skinny chicks in my gallery... I swear!
(5 years ago)
I'd rather beat my steak, till it's tender, then have it with chips, mushrooms and peas...which is what I shall do; )
(5 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
Just watched a short video.of a lady milking a dolphin....she didn't drink it though
(5 years ago)
I’ve never seen it so I am pretty sure no one has ever winked at me :0)
(5 years ago)
Secret Sidds...what part of that word don't you understand?
(5 years ago)
sidders73 likes this
Hell, I thought that was an awesome status Weird, random - it was perfect
(5 years ago)
Oh well. I'm sure there is still time before the ban goes into place then
(5 years ago)
Just be grateful you didn't spwnd more time and actually, potentially develop any sort of feels...you're better off!
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
I thought FB is where we pretend our lives are far superior to others but we're actually sitting on the couch downing carbs
(5 years ago)
I don't have to pretend. I'm sitting on the couch downing carbs right now
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and OLDKellybean1983 like this
Don't want to shave, don't like the bushy either... answer seems simple to my simple mind... go trimmed.
(5 years ago)
lennynatural and artlover4u like this
whack it all off...just dont ho to anyone named Lorena bobbitt
(5 years ago)
I use a Wilkinson hydro 5. Got decent blades and a little electrode trimmer too
(5 years ago)
I hate shaving but I'm not sure I'd want some 19 year old trainee beautician near my junk with the wax strips!
(5 years ago)
artlover4u likes this