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Sat, 28-Mar-20 9:33 PM (4 years ago)
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Must resist wine.
Good luck
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
Not a problem
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
I failed.
(4 years ago)
You lasted 7 minutes lol
(4 years ago)
I'm halfway through a lager myself.
(4 years ago)
It's hard to resist wine!
(4 years ago)
It is i agree
(4 years ago)
i do not like the stuff myself.
(4 years ago)
I have a bottle, it won't be unopened for ever.
(4 years ago)
I'm drynking White Russians, on my first.
(4 years ago)
All round to Emu's
(4 years ago)
Lasting 7 minutes is better than lasting 6 minutes! It was a great decision.
(4 years ago)
Good idea, we can sabotage his joke book
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
yeah right y'all be corked on bad grape juice.
(4 years ago)
You talking about resisting wine or edging?
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
Improve it you mean?
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Haha, definitely wine.
(4 years ago)
*Hides joke book!
(4 years ago)
Rewrite it!
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
*sees where Emu hid it*
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Throw it and start again
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
sounds like you are suffering from an under dose of alcohol
(4 years ago)
*flings Emu's joke book into the bushes*
(4 years ago)
Hi Moose!
(4 years ago)
anon_a_moose69_1 likes this
Guys I feel like I'm an accessory to joke book crimes.
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
An emu in the hand is worth two in the bush.
(4 years ago)
*gives his joke book to a wild pack of hyenas
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Why resist
(4 years ago)
Not even hyenas are laughing
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and TakeUDeeper like this
Where did these hyenas come from?!
(4 years ago)
LOL
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
I heard those hyenas are a laughing stock
(4 years ago)
We have hyenas?
(4 years ago)
From the hyena factory...oh i don't know..I'm not an hyena expert
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
Moms hyenas?
(4 years ago)
So they are baby hyenas
(4 years ago)
Sure spanky
(4 years ago)
I bet the hyena factory is a barrel of laughs
(4 years ago)
spunky4u likes this
Agreed
(4 years ago)
I don't get it
(4 years ago)
TakeUDeeper likes this
I say that often
(4 years ago)
Me either.
(4 years ago)
huh
(4 years ago)
You’ve never heard a barrel of laughs?
(4 years ago)
monkeys smile
(4 years ago)
No..where would i purchase one?
(4 years ago)
Adapted for the joke
(4 years ago)
but would you adopt a
(4 years ago)
try thay again.... but would you adopt a
(4 years ago)
Hmmm
(4 years ago)
you can not say adopt a mon key :LOL
(4 years ago)
No a hyena
(4 years ago)
would you adopt a hyena
(4 years ago)
omg those simian discriminating bastards LOL
(4 years ago)
Who mentioned hyenas?
(4 years ago)
You did you llama!
(4 years ago)