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Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:44 PM (3 years ago)
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*Sits in his little bubble of Zen, slow deep breaths in through the nose, out the mouth, breathe in the good vibes, breathe out the bad kooties*
Are ye still alive? smile
(3 years ago)
Yup. Im doin pretty good, all these years, nothins killed me yet.
(3 years ago)
Yay thumbup
(3 years ago)
Well, thats one in my favor. Pretty sure the other side still outweighs whether or not me being alive is a good thing. See, Im worth lots more dead than alive. lol
(3 years ago)
Aren't we all! LOL
(3 years ago)
Ive always thought most arent. Ive always believed that I was in the smaller percentage of dirt poor with no high outlook of anything else.
(3 years ago)
It is odd to read your life insurance policy, and find out what you are worth!
(3 years ago)
Hey HLC
(3 years ago)
Hey Dana xx
(3 years ago)
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Hi SEB! xx
(3 years ago)
How are you?
(3 years ago)
Hullo lovely SEB. Terrid, My life insurance values me more than my bank doe. Bwahahah
(3 years ago)
Take out a huge loan before your expiration date is up! smile
(3 years ago)
I'm good SEB, busy day, I'm exhausted.
(3 years ago)
How's SEB doing?
(3 years ago)
Rarely do we know the number of our days Terrid.
(3 years ago)
If you did, that would be real planning. grin
(3 years ago)
Yes. As for now, I have a few small possessions to dispense to a very few, an amount of cash to get me planted in the ground and thats about it. A man should be able to do more.
(3 years ago)
Is there such a thing as good kooties?
(3 years ago)
Ive been with a few women that were the cream of the crop and I wanted to nothing more than to roll around in their good kooties. Heheh
(3 years ago)
Ha ha. I thought you only got kooties From the girls on the playground.
(3 years ago)
*glad she has never had kooties
(3 years ago)
I'm good thanks
(3 years ago)
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The girls on the play ground drow up to be milfs, dude. Terrid, all girls have kooties, its a fact. *nodnodnod*
(3 years ago)
Hi again, SEB! xx
(3 years ago)
So SEB doesn’t have kooties?
(3 years ago)
Hi again smile
(3 years ago)
.....All females have kooties.
(3 years ago)
SEB avoids kooties!
(3 years ago)
What are kooties?
(3 years ago)
Mythical herpes that men made up.
(3 years ago)
The dreaded lurgi in U.K. terms
(3 years ago)
Back in grade school they were little made up bugs that Encouraged us guys to stay away from girls LOL
(3 years ago)
Oh well yeah SEB avoids them
(3 years ago)
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LOL
(3 years ago)
LOL
(3 years ago)
Im considering avoiding all future kooties too. Women, while I love em, bring me nothing but heartache, drama. Im considering becoming a hermit.
(3 years ago)
Ho-Lee-Hermit
(3 years ago)
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I’ll risk heartache, drama and kooties. The good times well and truly make up for it
(3 years ago)
Hermits don't bathe.
(3 years ago)
Tatts, Im glad that your experience has been better than mine. At least theres hope for some. Terrid, Ill be a bathing hermit. New age. SEB, Ive been called worse and recently.
(3 years ago)
A bourbon toast to Chit, cheers!
(3 years ago)
Cheers smile
(3 years ago)
I dont think hermits drink spirits, do they? Mostly water and teas, etc.
(3 years ago)
You can get anything delivered these days - you don’t have to venture out to get it
(3 years ago)
*pours chit some carrot flavored water
(3 years ago)
Tatts, I wonder how many hermits are on Amazon? BWahahah. Terrid....Eew...Just...Eew.
(3 years ago)
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be a hermit, be a bum instead, bums like bourbon! grin
(3 years ago)
Ive spent my whole life saying "Dont be a bum". Id hate to add hypocrit to my long line of names. lol
(3 years ago)
You could be a suave, debonair bum! LOL
(3 years ago)
That would mean Id have to mingle. I prefer hermit and live my life vicariously through NN *nodnodnod*
(3 years ago)
In that case, I recommend bourbon instead of luke warm carrot water.
(3 years ago)