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Wed, 31-May-23 1:30 PM (340 days ago)
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today really is the day for posting multiple cock shots from the tiniest variation in angle so it seems.....
The perks of being a moderator lol
(340 days ago)
sidders73, LikesTwo and ZippyMilf like this
Best buy a catering pack of Optrex.....
(340 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
I’ll do better next time 😫😂
(340 days ago)
I just don't bother when I see a wall of dicks, i just leave it for some other poor soul
(340 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
nothing wrong with your dicks, I mean pics MissA
(340 days ago)
I wonder what the collective noun is for a bunch of dick pics? A fist of cocks ? A droop?
(340 days ago)
Catering pack of Optrex... Is that the secret ingredient in your ribeye steak?
(340 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Eye see where this is going
(340 days ago)
A significant selection of sausage
(340 days ago)
Sidds...tough it up, close your eyes and approve those cock pics...*slaps his arse and pushes him forward
(340 days ago)
sidders73 and EmuLater like this
I library of Dickins books.
(340 days ago)
sidders73, ZippyMilf and NicRae like this
finally I've discovered how to get sebster to spank me....I'm approving nothing wink
(340 days ago)
they're more dickouts than dickins
(340 days ago)
She's just had her nails sharpened...
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and sidders73 like this
I'll kick your arse instead
(340 days ago)
sidders73 and MissAshlee like this
Oh look, SEB's just uploaded one... Get approving sidders!
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and sidders73 like this
Approve my cock sidds
(340 days ago)
Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and sidders73 like this
What Eileen said
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
your cock looks awesome sebster
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Come off it...
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thank you
(340 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
The SEBspense is killing me!
(340 days ago)
I’m all for sweet ass pics, can’t have too many. Dick pics not so much.
(340 days ago)
It is the same old
(340 days ago)
It's never the same old!
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Yadda Yadda...Blah Blah Blah...
(340 days ago)
not sorry I'm to busy to help LOLtongue
(340 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
What's 5 seconds of your time Jagged!?
(340 days ago)
the culprits always upload the full 15 allowed pics and they're literally the same pic from slightly different angles. Where's your imagination guys? At least draw a clown face on the helmet
(340 days ago)
*kicks Jag in at the deep end
(340 days ago)
EmuLater and Jagged_Edges like this
Be grateful they're not premium and uploading 25!
(340 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Emu, Jaggy is moderating pics, not having sex....: D
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
now there's an idea for a contest.....
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
5 secs I'll never get back and I'm not willing to give that up atm besides it takes longer to properly vet photos
(340 days ago)
Call yourself moderators? You gotta run with the rough side too...it's not all rainbows
(340 days ago)
at the deep end of the poolseb? hope you can hold your breath a long time ;p
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Even the shallow end would be deep for SEB.
(340 days ago)
Look at Emu trying to act tough with his buddies lol...He's all sweet when he's on his own
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Not at all, we all know the best things come in small packages.
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Now he's backtracking
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
No, I was prepared lol.
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You talking about your deek, Emu? : D
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Whip it out
(340 days ago)
Great timing that eddie just after TC's comment lol
(340 days ago)
TopCat57, eddie_aust and EmuLater like this
You have a fan, Emu
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
He really must think I am Eileen!
(340 days ago)
We confused him
(340 days ago)
You’ve lost me..
(340 days ago)
See lol
(340 days ago)
eddie_aust likes this
*uploads cock shot*
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
You got unconfused very quickly.
(340 days ago)
I think we need an express lane to get pics approved... The nothing to dicklare lane. smile
(340 days ago)
there would be much quicker service if people stopped selecting their gender as both when there's only one person in the pic....yuup, they're at it now too...what a great day to be a mod
(340 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
My best joke to date I reckon.
(340 days ago)
It isn't difficult to beat your others
(340 days ago)
EmuLater and sidders73 like this
Mustn’t have favourites…
(340 days ago)
my favourites are anyone that follows the rules and knows what gender they are, it's not fucking rocket science
(340 days ago)
Sidds needs a snickers
(340 days ago)
EmuLater, sidders73 and MrsTrellis like this
The thing is that taking photographs of your own hardware will never be matched by a passive observer. The owner of the hardware gets all the benefit.
(340 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
He cannot imagine that the passive observer does not love his cock as much as he does.
(340 days ago)
taking whole body photos results in liberation
(340 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
from all dat
(340 days ago)
It's a fluddle. 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🤣
(340 days ago)
sidders73 and Mr_Vein like this
Maybe we are vain, but it's okay to post one out of 100 shots you actually take! smile
(340 days ago)
Just because you can post 25 pics a day, doesn’t mean you should
(340 days ago)
The mods delete all my dick pics before I have even taken them: D
(340 days ago)
As regards multiple posting of incredibly similar pics....less is more....: )
(340 days ago)
smitten4u and EmuLater like this
That is quite the feat, Mr. Top Cat!
(340 days ago)
TopCat57 and smitten4u like this
*just posted a pic, sorry not a dick pic… Now back to work I go!✌🏼
(340 days ago)
Took me 13 attempts before I got the pic I wanted this morning.
(340 days ago)
I don't have an issue with approving dick pics, it's where there are 15 consecutive pics that are virtually identical all posted at the same time that is my gripe and today that's happened a lot
(340 days ago)
Galleries full of nothing but dick pics is just bollocks! grin
(340 days ago)
Twice as many, Emu: P
(340 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
They should rename the deek gallery as meat and two veg: P
(340 days ago)
EmuLater and smitten4u like this
I was guilty of that on a previous site. Now I wonder what possesses them! 15 identical pics isn't going to garner any more attention than 1 decent one!
(340 days ago)
I was much the same when I first joined umpteen years ago.
(340 days ago)