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Mon, 4-Sep-23 8:39 PM (241 days ago)
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Lost my give a damn today....who stole it?
I did. I needed to replace the give a damn that I lost yesterday afternoon.
(241 days ago)
Well damn it. Haha.
(241 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
I steal all the time but it wasn't me this time
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
^suspect #1. The guilty always proclaim their innocence right away.
(241 days ago)
Whattt?? I mean..come on....*runs away
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
I knew it! Someone stop her! THIEF!!!
(241 days ago)
Helllppp!! Someone is chasing me
(241 days ago)
I think it's Smitten giving chase. He wants his supper back!
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Smitt can't see me lol
(241 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
*cracks open the beer larder and signals SEB to hide out here*
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'm not falling for that trick
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
^^^SEB has superpowers. Invisibility is just one!
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
What do you want, vodka, wine, gin? I have it all. Come on, you'll be safe here.
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
*sets out some KitKat's for SavingEnglishBabe*
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
No superpowers needed, he literally can't see me lol
(241 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I'll trust you Lenny...Vodka soda please
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Coming right up, you want an ice cube in that?
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Please
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sets out the ice and goes for the soda n vodka
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Fool, trusting Lenny. I thought everyone knew not to trust a man with a pitchfork plying you with drinks.
(241 days ago)
I stole his pitchfork
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
*throws an ice cube at Saturn*
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hey, c'mon now.
(241 days ago)
Play nice guys
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Saturn started it, he said somethin mean about me!
(241 days ago)
Both apologise and move on
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
*mumbles "sorry"* Well, I have to move on, time to start tending to dinner
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Don't all talk at once...
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Enjoy your drink, SexyEB
(241 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thank you
(241 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sorry, Lenny. For a guy with a pitchfork, you're not so bad.
(241 days ago)
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