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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, November 27, 2024, 7:07:01 PM- Soon? | ||
A wife has to go to Italy for a work conference. Her husband drives her to the airport. "Is there anything I can bring you back?" she asks him. "An Italian girl." He replies. When the wife returns from the conference, the husband picks her up at the airport. "How did the conference go?" he asks her. "Fine.", she replied. "Where's my gift?" the husband asks. "What's that?" she asks him. "An Italian girl." he says. "Well, I did what I could." she tells him. "We'll have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl or not." ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, November 26, 2024, 6:36:07 PM- Not the right name | ||||||
Whoever came up with the saying 'I slept like a baby' like it's a good thing probably never had a baby... unless they think getting up every two hours like they would to feed or change an infant is a wonderful thing. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, November 25, 2024, 7:24:38 PM- Take that! | ||
A small country church was full on Sunday morning. People were chatting with each other when suddenly the devil walked in. Everyone got up and ran for the front door, screaming in terror, except for one elderly gentleman. The devil walked up to him and said: "Don't you know who I am?" The elderly man replied "Of course I do." The devil asked him if he was frightened. "Of course not." A little offended, he asked "Why not?" The old man looked at him and said... "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for over 50 years." ~ | ||
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| Sunday, November 24, 2024, 6:52:21 PM- Worth repeating | ||
With the advancement of AI and all of the 'fakery' it inspires, I am reminded of a quote: "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allen Poe ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 23, 2024, 10:07:42 PM- Oopsie | ||
I did something today I haven't done since I was a kid - I fell out of bed. To be fair, I used to fall out because I tossed and turned so much in my sleep. Today it was because I was reaching for the t.v. remote I had dropped on the floor. ~ | ||
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| Friday, November 22, 2024, 8:13:28 PM- More numbers | ||
You can defeat 40 smart people with one fact, but 40 facts won't defeat one idiot. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, November 21, 2024, 7:20:04 PM- Numbers | ||
This morning we had an inch of snow, with another inch predicted for late afternoon/evening. As a child, I was told the 'old wives tale' said that the date of your first measurable snow was how many snows you would have that season. Today is the 21st, so one down, 20 more to go??? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, November 20, 2024, 7:23:16 PM- The race is on | ||
I watched the weather report on the local news program at noon today. They're predicting somewhere around 2" of snow for Thursday here, so I'm thinking of driving to the grocery store just to watch people grabbing milk, bread and toilet paper. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, November 19, 2024, 7:57:15 PM- 3 | ||
What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and a frozen beer have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull them out in time. ~ | ||
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| Monday, November 18, 2024, 7:23:03 PM- Something you didn't know, maybe | ||||||
As it turns out, as an adult you CAN eat chocolate cake for breakfast. There is absolutely no one policing this. ~ | ||||||
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