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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, November 24, 2024, 6:52:21 PM- Worth repeating | ||
With the advancement of AI and all of the 'fakery' it inspires, I am reminded of a quote: "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allen Poe ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 23, 2024, 10:07:42 PM- Oopsie | ||
I did something today I haven't done since I was a kid - I fell out of bed. To be fair, I used to fall out because I tossed and turned so much in my sleep. Today it was because I was reaching for the t.v. remote I had dropped on the floor. ~ | ||
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| Friday, November 22, 2024, 8:13:28 PM- More numbers | ||
You can defeat 40 smart people with one fact, but 40 facts won't defeat one idiot. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, November 21, 2024, 7:20:04 PM- Numbers | ||
This morning we had an inch of snow, with another inch predicted for late afternoon/evening. As a child, I was told the 'old wives tale' said that the date of your first measurable snow was how many snows you would have that season. Today is the 21st, so one down, 20 more to go??? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, November 20, 2024, 7:23:16 PM- The race is on | ||
I watched the weather report on the local news program at noon today. They're predicting somewhere around 2" of snow for Thursday here, so I'm thinking of driving to the grocery store just to watch people grabbing milk, bread and toilet paper. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, November 19, 2024, 7:57:15 PM- 3 | ||
What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and a frozen beer have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull them out in time. ~ | ||
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| Monday, November 18, 2024, 7:23:03 PM- Something you didn't know, maybe | ||||||
As it turns out, as an adult you CAN eat chocolate cake for breakfast. There is absolutely no one policing this. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, November 17, 2024, 5:08:33 PM- Everything is not coming up roses | ||
An old lady goes to see a doctor. She tells him "I fart all the time, but they're silent and they don't smell. in fact, I've farted about 15 times since I've been here." The doctor gives her some pills to take and tells her to come back in a week. When she returns, she says " My farts are still silent, but boy! do they stink!" The doctor says "Great! Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 16, 2024, 6:33:10 PM- Not even | ||||||
Hired a handyman and gave him a list. When I got home only items 1, 3, and 5 were done. It seems he only does odd jobs. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, November 15, 2024, 8:01:37 PM- A worthy quote | ||
"It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to be quiet." - Earnest Hemingway ~ | ||
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