Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Sunday, September 29, 2024, 5:14:53 PM- The real truth in advertising | ||
When I bought my car, the salesman told me it would seat 5 adults with no problem. I told him I didn't know 5 adults without problems, but I would buy the car anyway. ~ | ||
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Saturday, September 28, 2024, 5:28:20 PM- Limerick | ||
Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor fainted. Old MacDonald had a farm, and the doctor died. ~ | ||
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Friday, September 27, 2024, 4:29:51 PM- Aluminum | ||
I have aluminum rims on my vehicle. When the weather starts cooling off in the fall, I have to check my air pressure in my tires, because they lose pressure. No problem in the summer, but when winter rolls around they lose pressure quickly. Oh, if only I had a garage to park my car in! ~ | ||
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Thursday, September 26, 2024, 6:44:26 PM- Perks | ||
One of the good things about retirement is getting my now annual Covid booster & flu shots for free. It also doesn't hurt when the young lady who administers the shots is hot! ~ | ||
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Wednesday, September 25, 2024, 5:53:05 PM- Wait 'til tomorrow | ||
Procrastination is a really good thing. You have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, September 24, 2024, 6:29:50 PM- Suggestion? | ||
What I like to tell the women in my life: Your feet are very important to me. They make me sad when they're on the ground, but they make me very happy when they're up by my ears. ~ | ||
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Monday, September 23, 2024, 7:08:49 PM- A quandry | ||||||
If vampires ever take over the world, what will they do when their blood supply is gone? ~ | ||||||
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Sunday, September 22, 2024, 4:58:14 PM- Misconception | ||
Your sixties on up are called your golden years. I call them my tin years, because that's when you start rusting and falling apart. ~ | ||
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Saturday, September 21, 2024, 5:10:55 PM- Out with a bang | ||
Last day of summer: High of 96 degrees predicted. First day of Autumn: Rain, high of 80 degrees. Next week: Highs in the mid 70s. My time of year has arrived. ~ | ||
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Friday, September 20, 2024, 6:46:04 PM- BAM! | ||
Autumn begins Sunday. It will still look and feel like summer for at least another month here though. Our weather here does not have a gradual change. One day it will be 80 degrees and the next day it will be 50. The same goes for every season's changes. I like to call it the 'Bam Effect'. ~ | ||
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