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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, April 5, 2026, 5:18:34 PM- No matter what | ||
Whether your Easter is all about the resurrection or bunnies and candy, I hope everyone has a Happy Easter. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, April 4, 2026, 7:36:03 PM- The horror | ||
A friend of mine just had a terrible accident. He got his finger stuck in a wedding band. ~ | ||
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| Friday, April 3, 2026, 7:10:16 PM- How old am I? | ||
Older than McDonald's and Denny's and Burger king and Sonic... to name a few. Take that as you will. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 2, 2026, 6:07:12 PM- Meh, I'll try it. | ||
There's a (supposedly) new cure for 'Brain Fog'. Honey, ginger and lemon. I'll try it. It's all natural stuff, so what could it hurt? It's got to be better than the things I put in my head years ago. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 1, 2026, 6:53:04 PM- Sad, sad, sad | ||
April 1st. I was thinking about some sort of gag to pull, but after looking at the state of the world today, I realized we're all the fools. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 31, 2026, 6:31:33 PM- On and on | ||
The temperature around here is bobbing up and down more than a hooker giving blowjobs on a Saturday night. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 30, 2026, 6:01:53 PM- Sage saying | ||
It's been said that God never puts more on your plate than you can handle. Well, I don't remember going back for seconds. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 29, 2026, 5:59:54 PM- No comparison | ||
I participated in protests in the late '60s, early '70s. The biggest difference I've seen between those past and present is that people seem to be working harder at posing for selfies to brag to their friends where they are, like it's a 'happening', not a protest. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 28, 2026, 8:10:32 PM- Wisdom | ||
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 27, 2026, 8:05:16 PM- Remember... | ||
... what the Dormouse said: FEED YOUR HEAD. ~ | ||
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