Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Tuesday, October 22, 2024, 5:48:22 PM- Nun for me, thanks | ||
Four nuns go in for confession. The first nun says that she's touched a man's private parts. The priest tells here to wash the hand in holy water and sin no more. The second nun says that she's touched a man's private parts with both hands. The priest tells her to wash both hands in holy water and to sin no more. The fourth nun turns to the third nun and asks if she can go ahead of her. Why? The third nun asks. Because, she says, If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I'd rather do it before you wash your bum in it. ~ | ||
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Monday, October 21, 2024, 6:43:07 PM- I thought so | ||
The Internal Revenue Service, or The IRS. When you combine The & IRS, you get THEIRS. I thought so. ~ | ||
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Sunday, October 20, 2024, 5:33:59 PM- Lazy day | ||
You know you're having a lazy day when vienna sausages, crackers and cheese slices are your Sunday brunch. ~ | ||
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Saturday, October 19, 2024, 5:54:12 PM- Fooled | ||||||
What do all of the so called 'smart people' who bombard social media with political 'insights' do when the elections are over? Depends on whether their candidate wins or loses. Cry or boast. It never stops. It must be tough being a 'know-it-all'. ~ | ||||||
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Friday, October 18, 2024, 6:27:43 PM- Trickster | ||||||
I've been thinking about getting one of those 'I'm with stupid' tee shirts, then randomly photo bombing strangers. ~ | ||||||
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Thursday, October 17, 2024, 6:07:35 PM- A reminder | ||
Whenever you have second thoughts... that puts you two ahead of most people. ~ | ||
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Wednesday, October 16, 2024, 6:20:18 PM- Eco mantra | ||
Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, October 15, 2024, 6:25:15 PM- Time flies | ||
16 more days until Halloween and I haven't even put up any decorations yet... and where's my zombie makeup? ~ | ||
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Monday, October 14, 2024, 6:50:50 PM- Painfully so | ||
I do my own stunts... never intentionally. ~ | ||
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Sunday, October 13, 2024, 4:15:21 PM- Brain Teaser | ||||||
I am a fruit, I am a bird, I am a person. What am I? ??? | ||||||
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