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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, August 24, 2024, 4:47:21 PM- Clockwork | ||
Creativity doesn't know what time it is. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 23, 2024, 5:55:50 PM- Proof of ??? | ||
A woman I know was using the self-checkout at Walmart yesterday. She said a red light started flashing. The attendant said the machine wanted to know her age, even though she was not making an alcohol or tobacco purchase. She said she was befuddled. I told her that maybe the machine wanted to know if she was old enough to ask her out on a date. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 21, 2024, 5:11:44 PM- Me time | ||
NY strip steak. Baked potato. Salad. Red wine. I only do this once a year, so I intend on enjoying it. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 20, 2024, 6:27:11 PM- How greedy are you? | ||
Let's say by some miracle you come up with a million dollars. Let's say they take 1/2 in taxes. You still have 1/2 a million dollars. Would you be happy? Or would you complain about losing the money you never had in the first place? ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 19, 2024, 6:42:57 PM- Free summer advice | ||
Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they could swoop out of the sky and snatch your dinner from a lake. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 18, 2024, 5:10:55 PM- Truth? | ||
It's kind of scary when the weather person is the closest one to telling the truth on the news these days. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 17, 2024, 5:00:52 PM- Song by Foreigner comes to mind | ||
My ex wife was so cold that kissing her gave me an ice cream headache. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 16, 2024, 6:30:08 PM- True, true, true | ||
I was driving my car the other day and saw my ex wife walking along the road. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over time.  | ||
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| Thursday, August 15, 2024, 8:15:51 PM- Technicality | ||
If the weather report calls for rain and you receive enough to lightly dot your car windshield, does that qualify as measurable precipitation? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 14, 2024, 7:11:17 PM- TZ time | ||||||
Someone I've known for 30 years has vanished. Not a trace. Anywhere. I suppose it's time to dust off the old P.I. license. ~ | ||||||
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