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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, September 3, 2024, 6:24:47 PM- Maybe | ||
I'll bet jellyfish get sad because there are no peanut butter fish. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 2, 2024, 7:02:22 PM- New word | ||||||
Evangenitals (noun) - Christians who are always interested in what's in someone else's pants. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, September 1, 2024, 5:04:12 PM- The call of the wild | ||
Taking my dog named shark to the beach was a mistake. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 31, 2024, 4:03:06 PM- Shhh | ||
I no longer listen to what most people say. I watch what they do instead. Behavior doesn't lie. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 30, 2024, 6:53:11 PM- Communication breakdown | ||||||
Me: What's the wi-fi password here? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a Coke Bartender: That'll be $3.00. Me: There ya go. So, what's the wi-fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.  | ||||||
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| Thursday, August 29, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Shoot | ||
My muse did not pay me a visit today. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 28, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Rats | ||
Too bad science didn't get this whole cloning thing going 50 years ago. I would have put mine to work and reaped the dividends. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 27, 2024, 6:31:42 PM- Long, long, long | ||
I've been on the apology train for a long time. When your discretion's go back over 60 years, that train is a long one. It's ironic that forgiveness isn't a very long ride at all. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 26, 2024, 6:11:37 PM- Too bad | ||
I had an old friend who told me he's suffering from premature ejaculation. I told him to see a doctor. The next time I saw him I asked him how his problem is. He told me it's still touch and go. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 25, 2024, 4:55:07 PM- For couples | ||
'You say it best when you say nothing at all'. ~ | ||
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