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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, August 10, 2025, 4:14:31 PM- Sharing is caring | ||
I have a 90 year old neighbor who is suffering from Alzheimers. Every morning at 9 am he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife. Sadly, I have to tell him his wife has passed away. Every day. I could move away, or refuse to answer the door, but it's worth it every day to see the smile on his face at the news. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 9, 2025, 5:42:01 PM- Slooooow | ||
You know you're in a rut when the highlight of your day is when your new underwear arrives in the mail. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 8, 2025, 6:26:11 PM- Not I | ||
Unlike my friends and family on social media, I do not have an agenda. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, August 7, 2025, 6:10:11 PM- Alibi | ||
It was raining the other day as I drove over to visit a friend. I found my friend sitting on the front porch in a chair under an umbrella, reading the newspaper on his ipad. I asked him why he was sitting out in the rain. He told me his wife was inside singing and he didn't want the neighbors to think he was beating her. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 6, 2025, 6:15:57 PM- E for effort | ||
I tried cooking with rum last night. After the sixth glass I forgot where the stove was. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 5, 2025, 6:42:06 PM- Another memory | ||
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I found that out at my daughter's school concert. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 4, 2025, 6:13:00 PM- By any other name | ||
Why do we call a structure a building when it's already built? Isn't that an oxy moron? ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 3, 2025, 3:22:18 PM- No dice | ||
I figured I'd watch some of the Speedway Classic game last night. For those of you who don't know, Major League Baseball built a baseball diamond (field) inside the racetrack in bristol Tennessee. They sold 85,000 tickets to fans, which would make it the largest crowd to ever watch a MLB game. Guess what? Mother Nature said 'NO'. After raining for several hours, the decision was made to put off the game until Sunday afternoon - weather permitting. After the beating Fox Sports took in the ratings, I'll bet they know how Geraldo Rivera felt after he opened Al Capone's vault. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 2, 2025, 6:30:12 PM- Pretty simple | ||
When someone asks me why we're all here on this planet, I have a one word answer: Procreation. It's worked for generations. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 1, 2025, 6:20:01 PM- Life hack | ||
If you have a girlfriend and you hear a noise outside your window late at night, but are too afraid to look, just say "I told this girl to leave me alone" and your girlfriend will get up and look for you. You're welcome. ~ | ||
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