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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, August 11, 2024, 4:35:30 PM- It's about time | ||
I just read an article about time. Mostly very scientific, but one little gem stuck out: The first serious advocate for daylight saving time was a New Zealand entomologist in 1895. He wanted extra daylight hours in the summer to look for insects. And here I always thought it was for duffers to be able to play an extra hour of golf every day. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 10, 2024, 5:37:07 PM- Very true | ||
I heard this old saying when I was a kid: 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. The older I get, the truer that statement is. Everybody wants something... even if it's 'only' your time. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 9, 2024, 7:36:43 PM- Slooooow | ||
It cooled off last night and I slept like a log. I didn't want to get out of bed, but I dragged myself out and got through my routine. Now I'm ready to get maxin' and relaxin'.  | ||
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| Thursday, August 8, 2024, 8:15:52 PM- Mad? At me? | ||
Walking through the neighborhood the other morning, I passed a woman mowing her yard. She stopped and used the bottom part of her tee shirt to mop sweat of her brow. I smiled. She then raised her shirt up farther to show me her breasts. I swear I meant to wave, but it looked like I was wagging my hand in a so-so gesture. I was not surprised when she responded with a one finger salute. You just can't express how sorry you are when the lawn mower drowns out your words. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 7, 2024, 6:03:05 PM- Cheese-louise | ||
I watched a video on Facebook yesterday that still has me laughing. It was all about babies crying and how to stop them from crying. Turns out tossing a slice of cheese on their heads, anywhere, stops the crying almost immediately. Too bad I forgot the link, but I'm sure it can be found on Youtube. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 6, 2024, 9:06:31 PM- Just a few | ||
Oxymorons: Instant coffee Fast food Controlled chaos Deafening silence Painfully beautiful Strangely familiar Definitely undecided Military intelligence Act naturally Kill with kindness Awfully good Hardly easy Damned good Virtually spotless This is the beginning of the end. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 5, 2024, 6:03:31 PM- TMI | ||
In a country where there is an infinity of media outlets, It's no wonder there is so much misunderstanding and hate. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 3, 2024, 4:49:54 PM- Reality check | ||
I picked her up in a bar, a total stranger. We went back to my place and had sex. We were together every day after that night. We got married and lived happily ever after. If you believe that fanciful tale, I've got some oceanfront property I'll sell you cheap. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 2, 2024, 6:18:22 PM- Another one | ||
It's hard to believe the original Magnum P.I. is 79 years old. I watched 'Quigley Down Under' today, for two reasons: I like westerns & I wanted to see Tom Selleck in his prime. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, August 1, 2024, 6:51:16 PM- It's a lot of work | ||
I trimmed my hair today. As a semi-bald man, people don't realize the time and effort it takes to pick just the right one. ~ | ||
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