Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Sunday, June 16, 2024, 4:50:19 PM- Seize the day | ||
Happy Father's Day to all of you mother humpers who stayed and have taken responsibility for your actions. ~ | ||
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Saturday, June 15, 2024, 4:50:38 PM- Just read | ||
I needed new tires for my car. I got a good deal. New tires look great. Smooth ride. Added bonus: Driving around with the play on words brand name: KUMHO ~ | ||
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Friday, June 14, 2024, 9:06:27 PM- I'm hip | ||
Ran into a friend, who told me he had left me numerous voice mails. I told him that the next time he wants to contact me to leave me a text. I haven't checked or answered a voicemail since 2005. I may be old, but I'm not that old. ~ | ||
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Thursday, June 13, 2024, 6:23:18 PM- Just a couple (for now) | ||
Signs aliens are among us: Ever walk into a room and forget why you went there? You saw an alien and it zapped your memory. Ever sit down and, without falling asleep, POOF! a chunk of time has flown by? Same answer as above, only this time they were having a party and it took some time to clear everyone out. Stay tuned... there will be more when my memory returns. ~ | ||
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Wednesday, June 12, 2024, 7:04:37 PM- Yo Momma | ||||||
From the time I was a teenager, we told 'yo momma' jokes. Usually starting with either 'so ugly' or 'so fat'. Thanks to an old friend, I heard one today I'd have loved to have known 'back in the day': 'Yo momma so nasty, she sucks your xxxxxxxxx's dick - then comes in and kisses you good night'. | ||||||
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Tuesday, June 11, 2024, 7:20:18 PM- Catastrophy or salvation? | ||
A good friend of mine posted something on Facebook today about the Titanic sinking and how many of the rich at that time gave up their seats to save others. It got me thinking... faced with the same situation, would the mega rich today do the same? Or could our profoundly better communications have saved more lives? ~ | ||
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Monday, June 10, 2024, 6:28:07 PM- Greased lightning | ||||||
It's been in the 80s here lately, so I usually wear shorts and a tee shirt on my daily walks. This morning I opened the front door to 50 degree weather. Like a shot, I turned around, went back inside and put on sweat pants and a hoodie. By Friday it's supposed to be 90 degrees outside. Too bad I can't go walking au naturale then. ~ | ||||||
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Sunday, June 9, 2024, 5:19:41 PM- Perception | ||
How old you seem to others is a duel edged sword. I talked to a man Thursday, age in his late 60s, who thought I was younger than him and he was shocked when I told him I am older than he is. A few hours later I talked with a lady in her 40s who thought I was the same age as her great grandfather (who is in his 80s), because of the 'old stuff' I talked about. Age is not only physical. It's how others perceive you as well. ~ | ||
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Saturday, June 8, 2024, 5:34:19 PM- Enjoy | ||
The old saying is: 'The best things in life are free'. Good friendships, nature and laughter (sometimes a deep cleansing cry as well) don't cost a dime. It's amazing to me how many people won't put forth the effort to enjoy life. ~ | ||
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Friday, June 7, 2024, 4:29:06 PM- Yes I am | ||||||
You know you're getting old when the highlight of your day is getting new tires on your car. But, I think back to when I was 21 and could barely afford to buy one tire. So I suppose I'm satisfied, maybe even a little bit smug. ~ | ||||||
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