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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, August 1, 2025, 6:20:01 PM- Life hack | ||
If you have a girlfriend and you hear a noise outside your window late at night, but are too afraid to look, just say "I told this girl to leave me alone" and your girlfriend will get up and look for you. You're welcome. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 31, 2025, 6:27:44 PM- Meatless | ||
I see where a pound of ground beef now costs more than the federal minimum wage. I'm glad I switched to chicken and fish a long time ago, although I still get the craving for meatloaf now and then. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 30, 2025, 6:27:43 PM- Run, run, run | ||
I looked out the window today and saw three people jogging. It inspired me to get up and close the blinds. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 29, 2025, 6:27:25 PM- How hot is it? | ||
I live in the midwest - corn country. The other day I was driving towards a cornfield when I thought it was starting to snow... on a day with the temperature in the 90s. As I got closer I realized it wasn't snow... the heat was popping the corn on the stalks. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 28, 2025, 6:12:27 PM- From personal experience | ||
How to fall asleep in a recliner: 1. Be old 2. Sit down ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 27, 2025, 4:13:47 PM- Give it a go | ||
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "What brings you to Canada?" The Irishman answers, "Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 26, 2025, 5:05:53 PM- Nailed | ||
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm sure it has rabies. ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 25, 2025, 6:01:19 PM- Beat feet | ||
I took my date out for dinner. The place we had chosen was full, with a 30 minute wait time. I pulled out my phone, put it up to my ear and said loudly: "Hey, get over here, she's here with someone else!" Six couples got up and left. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 24, 2025, 5:56:48 PM- The Flash | ||
The five second rule for food dropped on the floor doesn't work... if you have a two second dog. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 23, 2025, 6:09:41 PM- Take it easy | ||
Relax. Everyone is crazy. It's not a competition. ~ | ||
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