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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, September 10, 2024, 7:07:38 PM- Sad day | ||
James Earl Jones has passed away at age 93. I always wanted him to narrate my funeral. I suppose I'll have to go to my #2 choice now. Morgan Freeman. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 9, 2024, 6:08:52 PM- Die tryin' | ||
Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 8, 2024, 5:00:22 PM- Trifecta | ||
Sunday. First day of the new NFL season. I get to watch two games at once. And also my favorite MLB team. That's a lot of channel hopping. I'll try to make sure my remote doesn't start smoking. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 7, 2024, 5:24:07 PM- Just a couple | ||
Witty signs seen while driving around town: Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home. and The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 6, 2024, 6:24:16 PM- No nose | ||
The Kansas City Chiefs, an American professional football team, is now starting a new adage after their victory Thursday night: 'Won by a toe'. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 5, 2024, 6:13:51 PM- Proof is in the pudding | ||
21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th grade level. 19% of high school graduates can't read. 42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th grade level. 50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th grade level. This is why I don't discuss literature with most people I've met. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, September 4, 2024, 6:19:14 PM- Older than dirt | ||
I am 72 years old. I don't use the phrase 'back in my day', unless I want people to stop paying attention to what I say. Better wording is 'here's something people could try' and then sound like what everyone used to do is a new idea. I don't like being mocked because I don't understand a new technology or phrase, so I make pains to learn what they are. I pay more attention to women in their 50s and 60s now, but it does hurt my ego to become invisible to women under those ages. Even worse is being labelled a dirty old man or a pervert because I will smile or speak to someone in their 20s and 30s. Aging ain't easy, but you adapt, hold your head high and keep going. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 3, 2024, 6:24:47 PM- Maybe | ||
I'll bet jellyfish get sad because there are no peanut butter fish. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 2, 2024, 7:02:22 PM- New word | ||||||
Evangenitals (noun) - Christians who are always interested in what's in someone else's pants. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, September 1, 2024, 5:04:12 PM- The call of the wild | ||
Taking my dog named shark to the beach was a mistake. ~ | ||
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