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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, July 12, 2025, 4:47:26 PM- nnnnnn... | ||
I'm melting... ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 11, 2025, 5:48:30 PM- Well, that's a load off my mind | ||
Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 10, 2025, 6:29:51 PM- There's proof | ||
Contrary to what my older sister tried to tell me for years when we were children, I was not adopted. I found my original birth certificate today, while going through a box of old papers. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 9, 2025, 7:05:31 PM- SMH | ||
I am a senior citizen. Please don't judge my generation from our Facebook postings, which alternate between how much we love our grandchildren to how much we hate people who don't think like we do. It's an embarrassment. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 8, 2025, 5:47:51 PM- Advice | ||
Pluto was the 9th planet in our solar system until scientists removed it from our list in 2006. It doesn't know it was removed and still orbits the sun. It doesn't care. We should be more like Pluto. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 7, 2025, 5:51:10 PM- Yes, please. | ||
Forget organic food. At my age, I need all of the preservatives I can get. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 6, 2025, 5:14:34 PM- Open wide | ||
On New year's Eve, I've been told it's an old Irish tradition to open your door at midnight, to let the old year out and the new year in. After everything I've seen happening everywhere so far this year, I think I'll open all the doors, windows and the garage door as well. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 5, 2025, 6:54:00 PM- How hot is it? | ||
I left a half full plastic cup of lemonade on the front porch in the sun. I came back later to find a puddle of plastic lemonade. ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 4, 2025, 6:37:49 PM- Then what is? | ||
Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" is not the correct response. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 3, 2025, 5:39:41 PM- Request | ||
To whoever has my voodoo doll: Please remove some stuffing, so that I can lose some weight. Thank you. ~ | ||
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