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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, June 20, 2024, 6:11:49 PM- For what it's worth | ||
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 19, 2024, 6:27:52 PM- Say Hey | ||
I heard the news last night. It was ironic I was watching his team play when I got the word. The best all around baseball player I've ever seen is gone. Willie Mays has passed at age 93. R.I.P. Willie, Thanks for the memories. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 18, 2024, 7:53:20 PM- A goal achieved | ||||||
I have been asked many times what I plan to do in my retirement. Until I decide otherwise, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, June 17, 2024, 6:57:31 PM- Repeat | ||
What do you get when you play a country record backwards? Your woman, your house, your truck and your dog. I'm playing here all week, folks.  | ||
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| Sunday, June 16, 2024, 4:50:19 PM- Seize the day | ||
Happy Father's Day to all of you mother humpers who stayed and have taken responsibility for your actions. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 15, 2024, 4:50:38 PM- Just read | ||
I needed new tires for my car. I got a good deal. New tires look great. Smooth ride. Added bonus: Driving around with the play on words brand name: KUMHO ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 14, 2024, 9:06:27 PM- I'm hip | ||
Ran into a friend, who told me he had left me numerous voice mails. I told him that the next time he wants to contact me to leave me a text. I haven't checked or answered a voicemail since 2005. I may be old, but I'm not that old. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, June 13, 2024, 6:23:18 PM- Just a couple (for now) | ||
Signs aliens are among us: Ever walk into a room and forget why you went there? You saw an alien and it zapped your memory. Ever sit down and, without falling asleep, POOF! a chunk of time has flown by? Same answer as above, only this time they were having a party and it took some time to clear everyone out. Stay tuned... there will be more when my memory returns. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 12, 2024, 7:04:37 PM- Yo Momma | ||||||
From the time I was a teenager, we told 'yo momma' jokes. Usually starting with either 'so ugly' or 'so fat'. Thanks to an old friend, I heard one today I'd have loved to have known 'back in the day': 'Yo momma so nasty, she sucks your xxxxxxxxx's dick - then comes in and kisses you good night'.  | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 11, 2024, 7:20:18 PM- Catastrophy or salvation? | ||
A good friend of mine posted something on Facebook today about the Titanic sinking and how many of the rich at that time gave up their seats to save others. It got me thinking... faced with the same situation, would the mega rich today do the same? Or could our profoundly better communications have saved more lives? ~ | ||
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