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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, June 12, 2025, 5:55:14 PM- Food for thought | ||
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 11, 2025, 7:10:28 PM- xxxxxxxxxxx of the nerd? | ||||||
It is kinda fun to go to your high school reunion. Especially when the girls who were popular and/or came from a money family come up and ask me why I didn't ask them out on a date in school. I told them I didn't think they'd go out with me. I was being nice, since their memory was so short. The truth is... I DID ask a lot of them and I was told no... because I was either not popular enough for them or my family was too poor for them. If they didn't want me then, why would I want them now? High school teens are mean. Those years were my first lesson about not judging a book by it's cover. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 10, 2025, 6:29:20 PM- Apt quote | ||
"Some people have no idea what they're doing and a lot of them are really good at it." - George Carlin ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 9, 2025, 6:45:02 PM- Classified as | ||
What do you call a hen that counts eggs? A Mathemachicken. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 8, 2025, 4:36:19 PM- Another episode of the Born Loser | ||
Saturday afternoon. I have a couple of hours to kill before I need to do anything else. There's a thunderstorm going on outside, so I get my snacks and drink ready. I key up a new movie to watch. I hit play on the remote, and... the power goes out because of the storm for two hours. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 7, 2025, 5:38:22 PM- Starting the day | ||
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 6, 2025, 7:01:53 PM- Hush | ||
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and more and more people want to show theirs. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, June 5, 2025, 5:44:51 PM- Shhh... | ||
The secret to playing golf? BEER. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 4, 2025, 5:17:20 PM- Inside info | ||
If you're looking to meet women, don't go to bars. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to one, and they're already looking for crap they don't need. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 3, 2025, 5:46:58 PM- Now ya know | ||
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because ken came in a different box. ~ | ||
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