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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, June 22, 2025, 4:41:19 PM- Worst joke of the year (so far) | ||
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 21, 2025, 6:09:06 PM- A very fine line | ||
The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is that I'm outside. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 20, 2025, 6:29:36 PM- Holding | ||
I had a friend who was having a problem urinating, so he called an Urologist. The receptionist asked him if he could hold. "What do you think I'm doing?" he replied. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, June 19, 2025, 6:45:56 PM- In a perfect world... | ||
... mosquitoes would suck fat, not blood. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 18, 2025, 6:23:00 PM- Salesmanship | ||
A man goes in for an interview as a salesman. The manager gives him a laptop and says "Now, sell this to me." The man takes the laptop and goes home. After a while, the manager calls him. "Bring back that laptop!", he says. "$200.00 and it's yours.", he replies. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 17, 2025, 5:45:01 PM- Say HI! | ||||||
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car. Now everyone waves at me. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, June 16, 2025, 6:22:55 PM- Rules | ||
Those who can, teach. Those who can't pass laws about teaching. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 15, 2025, 4:05:50 PM- Gourgeous | ||
It's not a 'Dad Bod', it's a 'Father Figure'. Happy Father's Day! ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 14, 2025, 6:29:53 PM- Yeouch! | ||
Pulled a nose hair out today to see if it hurt. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, it seems pretty painful. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 13, 2025, 6:13:57 PM- Heave ho? | ||
I thought about joining a gym, and then I remembered that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Richard Simmons. I had a pizza and a beer instead. ~ | ||
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