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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, August 19, 2025, 6:11:36 PM- Thank God for small pleasures | ||
I grew up in those dark days before the internet. Yes, I'm old. When sometimes a group of us old friends get together, amidst all the laughs we garner from our tales of our misspent youth, someone will eventually say that we were lucky the internet wasn't around, or most of us would probably be in jail. Truer words were never spoken and I thank God every day for them. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 18, 2025, 6:21:54 PM- How to | ||
This summer has been a killer with high temperatures and lots of humidity. This will probably shock a lot of people, but I never use my AC. From growing up in a home that didn't have AC, I learned how to cool my place without it costing a lot. FANS. Put them in the right spots and the air stays circulated and cool. Of course, wearing few clothes helps, but I do that anyway. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 17, 2025, 4:06:26 PM- Noted | ||
Driving along a suburban street, a sign on someone's lawn caught my eye. It read (in big block letterts): FREE ONE NIGHT STAND And then I saw the bedroom furniture the sign was resting on. Awww... ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 16, 2025, 4:56:46 PM- Sound advice | ||
In a relationship, make sure you're the crazy one. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 15, 2025, 6:15:58 PM- My life | ||
I don't think I get enough credit for living my life unmedicated. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 13, 2025, 7:17:55 PM- No fly zone | ||
If a fly loses its wings, shouldn't it then be called a walk? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 12, 2025, 6:16:48 PM- Just one? | ||
The main difference between me and Superman: He has super vision. I require supervision. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 11, 2025, 6:14:00 PM- Dammit! | ||
I burned 2000 calories today. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 10, 2025, 4:14:31 PM- Sharing is caring | ||
I have a 90 year old neighbor who is suffering from Alzheimers. Every morning at 9 am he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife. Sadly, I have to tell him his wife has passed away. Every day. I could move away, or refuse to answer the door, but it's worth it every day to see the smile on his face at the news. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 9, 2025, 5:42:01 PM- Slooooow | ||
You know you're in a rut when the highlight of your day is when your new underwear arrives in the mail. ~ | ||
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