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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, May 25, 2025, 4:37:43 PM- Responsibility | ||||||
I thought for a long time that it was the dryer shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the fridge all along. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, May 24, 2025, 5:28:27 PM- Back off! | ||
There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35 zone. And Those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous. ~ | ||
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| Friday, May 23, 2025, 6:22:09 PM- Seeing is believing | ||||||
If you've never tried blindfold archery, you don't know what you're missing. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, May 22, 2025, 6:23:53 PM- It's hard | ||
I've been having trouble achieving the goals on my bucket list, so I decided to change the 'B' to an 'F'. Mission accomplished. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, May 21, 2025, 6:47:54 PM- Some get paid | ||
I do my own stunts... but never intentionally. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, May 20, 2025, 6:24:30 PM- (moans) | ||
I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing his lawn. I figure he will just have to mow around me... I'm not moving. ~ | ||
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| Monday, May 19, 2025, 5:58:39 PM- Money, money, money | ||||||
Just sold my homing pigeon on EBay - for the 22nd time. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, May 18, 2025, 4:41:06 PM- This joke smells | ||
A boy comes home late from school. "Where have you been?", his father asks. "With Jessica." the son answers. "Why were you late?" the dad asks again. "We were just studying." the boy answers. The son pics up a snack off the kitchen counter and takes a bite. "Mmm... these fish cakes are really good." The son says. "Wash your hands," the dad replies. "Those are donuts." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, May 17, 2025, 4:32:39 PM- Eons ago | ||
When I was a young man, many, many years ago, the only time we did any panic buying was when the bartender said 'Last call'. ~ | ||
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| Friday, May 16, 2025, 6:22:03 PM- I'd rather | ||
A young, fit lady sat down next to me in a bar. She noticed how I grimaced a bit while reaching for some peanuts down a little to far from me on the bar. She smiled, and in a bit of a 'I know better than you' tone told me I should try yoga, because it makes you relaxed, flexible and loose. I smiled and told her that vodka does, too... without any sweating. She moved away from me at the bar. ~ | ||
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