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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, April 5, 2025, 5:00:23 PM- Figured it out | ||
All my life I have heard women with a full closet of clothes claim to not have anything to wear. Recently I began scrolling through the over 400 channels (including premium) I have on my t.v. service. I couldn't find anything I wanted to watch. Ladies, I now understand your woe. | ||
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| Friday, April 4, 2025, 7:20:52 PM- Easy diet | ||
If you want to lose weight, stop eating food containing gluten. Instead of searching for food that's gluten free, Just quit consuming any food you like - those are the foods containing gluten. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 3, 2025, 6:21:56 PM- How my mind works | ||
I talked to someone who used to have rabbits, but got rid of them, because they said they kept multiplying. In my mind I saw a room full of rabbits using adding machines. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 2, 2025, 7:04:19 PM- Upon request | ||||||
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, April 1, 2025, 6:29:57 PM- Sometimes you get lucky | ||
I needed to replace my winter coat. The zipper was busted and the hood wouldn't fasten any more. So I looked online for a replacement. They don't make the one I have any more (dammit!), but I found one similar to the old one one sale (close out, end of season sale) for $25.00 off the normal price. I bought it, thinking I won't be needing it until next fall/winter. It arrived just in time... the weather dipped to high 20s, low 30s the day after it came. Sometimes ya just get lucky. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 31, 2025, 7:20:08 PM- Too? | ||
That is too good to be true. It's too much. What does that mean? How do we draw the line on what we are measuring? ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 30, 2025, 5:31:22 PM- Talent | ||
A madam for the local cat house hears the front door bell and opens the door. On the steps is a man with no arms or legs. She asks him: "How do you expect to do anything here?" To which he replies: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 29, 2025, 6:57:47 PM- Poe-ish | ||
In my dream you are mine but in my life you are a dream. ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 28, 2025, 6:50:37 PM- Rant | ||
The last refuge of amateur sports is coming to an end soon. Colleges athletes have started being paid now. How long before it filters down to high school? Why not just start paying kids from the time they start playing pee wee football? Or tee ball? I am disgusted. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 27, 2025, 6:02:16 PM- Sage | ||
Life is like an elevator: On your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off. ~ | ||
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