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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, March 2, 2022, 7:41:07 PM- Auto Zone | ||||||
I had a headlight go out on my car last night. Today I took it to Auto Zone. $18.00 for a new bulb. BUT The guy who waited on me put the bulb in for me and explained everything as he went along, so now I should be able to change the next one myself. It was worth the price for the lesson. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, February 28, 2022, 7:27:38 PM- Stolen from the comics | ||
Alcohol is God's way of apologizing to humanity for all the evil in the world. Except for Tequila. That came from Satan.  | ||
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| Sunday, February 27, 2022, 8:45:43 PM- Stuck in the middle | ||
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. The older I get, the more I see that the truth lies in the gray area that is in the middle of two different opinions. I'm finding out that I'm much more comfortable and happy sitting on the fence in between. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 27, 2022, 2:14:41 AM- At my age | ||
Everyone seems to want to be rich and famous. At my age I'll settle for well off and vaguely familiar. | ||
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| Friday, February 25, 2022, 6:58:55 PM- Perserverance | ||
A clogged toilet, much like life, will be set free if you plunge, plunge, plunge ahead. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 24, 2022, 6:21:54 PM- No more itsy bitsy | ||
I asked my daughter to hand me the phone book. She laughed and handed me her iphone instead. The bad news is the phone is broken. The good news is the spider is dead. | ||
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| Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 6:40:29 PM- Chungking Express | ||
Yes, it's a foreign film with subtitles, but it is quirky and funny and a delight: Be prepared to hear the old classic song 'California Dreamin' a few times. lol ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 22, 2022, 6:31:46 PM- BLEAH! | ||
Since I had President's day off, today feels like a Monday as far as returning to work goes. At least the work week is shorter this week. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 21, 2022, 8:07:56 PM- Tea | ||
I had a cup of English Breakfast Tea (name on package) this morning. While drinking the tea, it dawned on me that I don't remember ever having seen other types of tea sold as either English lunch or dinner tea. I did an internet search and could find no other types of specific English 'meal' teas. I have thus concluded that English Breakfast Tea is a marketing ploy. How ingenious... like promoting southern cornbread or New England clam chowder. Kudos to the person who thought up the idea. I hope they received a bonus for tricking us consumers. BTW - the tea tasted like tea. Nothing special about it. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 20, 2022, 7:13:08 PM- Truth in advertising | ||||||
Whenever I hear someone say something detrimental about someone, I think of the old Groucho Marx line from one of the Marx Brothers movies: "I resemble that remark." | ||||||
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