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Mon, 24-Jul-23 6:02 PM (284 days ago)
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Today i got a shock as i opened my refrigerator door to see my salad dressing
Step away from EMU'S joke book! : P
(284 days ago)
What joke book? This actually happened
(284 days ago)
TopCat57, EmuLater and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Exactly! What joke book!
(284 days ago)
Take the light bulb out so you don't get further shocked in the future!
(284 days ago)
Sorry, that’s my salad dressing I left in there. We know you don’t eat salad.
(284 days ago)
Why did that come up twice?
(284 days ago)
Are you saying I'm fat?
(284 days ago)
It only appears twice at your end then goes back to normal on the next refresh.
(284 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Do I look dumb? Don’t answer that.
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
ooooo Posh! Seb has a fridge with a light in it!
(284 days ago)
What you must have seen may have been in a state of undress...blushing ohmy
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I use the light from my phone
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Not your halo?
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
No I’m just saying I sneak into your fridge a lot and…I’m gonna stop talking now.
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Depends what time of the day it is
(284 days ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
What’s a fridge? I keeps my milk in a cow!
(284 days ago)
K...you better run...
(284 days ago)
ksaint and EmuLater like this
I’m not there now! *peeks around the corner deciding which door to make a run for
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
- - Was it all over the Toblerone - -
(284 days ago)
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The Toblerone was watching
(284 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
I’m just thinking about what you was saying earlier TC…..about the speed of a thread…..I’m having trouble keeping up yer!!
(284 days ago)
TopCat57 and EmuLater like this
Were you expecting to see your salad naked?
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I wasn't expecting anything which is what shocked me
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Yes Dm , this is what it was like back in the day!
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
*also snuck into SEB’s closet and hid all of the pointy shoes. In the name of public safety.
(284 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I can buy more
(284 days ago)
ksaint and lennynatural like this
Except there were several threads going at this speed...Brain hurt!
(284 days ago)
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Always one step ahead aren’t you!
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Lettuce see how this pans out...
(284 days ago)
I'm cool as a cucumber
(284 days ago)
Emu we can check back tomato
(284 days ago)
I hope it doesn't give you a radish
(284 days ago)
Cute joke SEB :smile
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I prefer my salad to be naked..smile
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I wanna see you undressing
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and Raven2005 like this
pro tip: go to her profile
(284 days ago)
Oldie but a goodie
(284 days ago)
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Posh or casual?
(284 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Your lucky Seb lol it could be a tossed salad mmmmm that might raise your dressing 😉
(283 days ago)
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