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Mon, 18-Mar-24 6:40 PM (41 days ago)
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Somebody gave me a sore throat. Declares it worth it.
There is only one acceptable way to give a woman a sore throat and it has nothing to do with illness.
(41 days ago)
Well that’s a matter of opinion… declares this unacceptable tbh!
(41 days ago)
I was kidding…
(41 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Gives you a strip of my strepsils.
(41 days ago)
Any other strips on offer?
(41 days ago)
I’m afraid to joke about this one…😝
(41 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I mean if tshirt and jeans works for you. Want a video?
(41 days ago)
MellieK likes this
lol - I’m particularly offended by violent blowjobs and how this seems to be becoming normalised! Otherwise, you’re relatively safe 😜
(41 days ago)
Give the violent blowjob rather than have it given to you lol
(41 days ago)
Hmm I try not to givee them violently.
(41 days ago)
MellieK likes this
But appreciates the advice.
(41 days ago)
Luckily I’ve never had anyone try! But will bear this tactic in mind… 😂
(41 days ago)
Blame Linda Lovelace
(41 days ago)
From the twist to your nuts?
(41 days ago)
anonymouspisces and smitten4u like this
Just made some tea with honey and lemon. Pours an extra for poor Mellie.
(41 days ago)
MellieK and smitten4u like this
Fucking hell, it only takes a moment to stop and think about whether a joke is acceptable before you make it
(41 days ago)
MellieK likes this
And I am using ‘joke’ in the loosest sense of the word there, incidentally.
(41 days ago)
Well looks like I’ve been blocked.
(41 days ago)
So he’ll: if you make a ‘joke’ about hurting a woman and then when you’re pulled up on it you just say “I was kidding” rather than apologising, you’re a dick.
(41 days ago)
*so he’ll
(41 days ago)
Fucking hell - I can’t type tonight. *So he’ll not see this
(41 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Ello, Mellie. I recommend zinc.
(40 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this