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| Thursday, April 4, 2013, 12:04:53 AM- | ||||||
When my time is up and I'm about to die, I want my last words to be: "I left a million dollars under the.." | ||||||
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| Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 12:06:41 PM- | ||||||
Was at my daughters school yesterday When the teacher asked what comes after 69 Before thinking i said Mouthwash I was asked not to come back | ||||||
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| Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 5:28:06 AM- | ||||||
Learned today that playing ghost in the closet at a nursing home isn't considered appropriate. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, April 2, 2013, 5:15:09 PM- | ||||||
You know that urge you get to eat something just because its there Well thats why im no longer a gynecologist | ||||||
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| Friday, March 29, 2013, 11:34:06 PM- | ||||||
Got pulled over last night,cop asked you drinking The correct answer is not...why are you buying Was a long night | ||||||
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| Friday, March 29, 2013, 2:36:29 PM- | ||||||
Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple." This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny. He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!" | ||||||
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| Thursday, March 28, 2013, 9:08:10 PM- | ||||||
A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!" "That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts." A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!" "Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!" Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died." "No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims. "Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked." | ||||||
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| Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:18:12 PM- | ||||||
I told my children that I never want to be dependent on liquids and wires, they took my whiskey and unplugged the computer. Damn kids | ||||||
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| Tuesday, March 26, 2013, 7:06:31 AM- | ||||||
People say drinking milk makes you stronger Drink 5 glasses of milk and try to move a wall,,cant Drink 5 glasses of whiskey the wall moves by its self | ||||||
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| Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:22:15 PM- | ||||||
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times. | ||||||
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