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| Wednesday, February 6, 2013, 3:49:20 PM- | ||||||
Is so glad McDonald's don't sell hot dogs. I can't imagine myself asking for a McWeiner Than them asking if i want it Super-Sized! | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 6, 2013, 6:03:02 AM- | ||||||
I wanna walk down the street with six kids and every time someone asks me are those your kids im gonna reply with " no i work for the trojan condom factory ,and these are the returns" | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 9:00:06 PM- | ||||||
Was at a restaurant and had to fart and heard music So i farted along with the music and everyone stared Than i realized i was listening to my iPod | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 2:02:04 AM- | ||||||
If someone ever says to you "Expect the unexpected." Smack them upside the head and say "Did you EXPECT THAT!!" | ||||||
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| Friday, February 1, 2013, 7:17:20 PM- | ||||||
I was at the beach today saw a guy yelling HELP SHARK HELP I just laughed,,i knew the shark wasnt going help him Some people,,Duh | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 30, 2013, 2:46:18 PM- | ||||||
Have you ever looked at someone and thought Yep you..you have someone locked in your basement | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 30, 2013, 2:55:21 AM- | ||||||
With all the legalize marijuana talk going on these days. All I can think of is ,If they do it I can not wait to see the commercials | ||||||
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| Tuesday, January 29, 2013, 7:09:30 PM- | ||||||
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? A golfer goes "(whack), oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit, (whack)" | ||||||
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| Monday, January 28, 2013, 6:11:05 AM- | ||||||
I have gotten really bad about losing things around the house so I have decided that from now on when I lose something im gonna start taking pictures of the rooms in the house posting them and letting everybody play I SPY to help me find what I have lost | ||||||
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| Sunday, January 27, 2013, 5:59:18 PM- | ||||||
saw a middle-eastern friend shaking a carpet on 6th floor balcony. I called out "whats up Ahmed, won't it start?" | ||||||
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