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| Tuesday, March 5, 2013, 3:52:39 PM- | ||||||
As a young child my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it identity theft. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, March 5, 2013, 4:10:28 AM- | ||||||
Next time a stranger talks to me When im all alone I will look at them And whisper you mean you can see me | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 8:02:45 PM- Was talking to a judge i know | ||||||
So if i was to do unto others as they do unto me Just how much jail time would i get | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 26, 2013, 9:05:48 PM- | ||||||
First year of marriage: the man speaks,the woman listens. Second year: the woman speaks,the man listens. Third year: they both speak and the neighbors listen | ||||||
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| Monday, February 25, 2013, 11:37:06 PM- | ||||||
Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat... | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 21, 2013, 4:50:55 PM- | ||||||
Dam i must have had a really good time last night. At lease thats what the Police Report said. | ||||||
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| Sunday, February 17, 2013, 5:23:56 AM- | ||||||
The awkward moment when you come home and see a note on your bed saying i can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can signed - a spider | ||||||
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| Friday, February 15, 2013, 5:12:09 PM- | ||||||
Driving down the road I saw a person hitch hiking, the sign read "Heaven Bound". Me being the good person I am, I hit that person, I hope they made it! | ||||||
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| Friday, February 15, 2013, 5:42:04 AM- | ||
daughter says to mother"mom I'm pregnant again, it must be something in the air" mother replies "yeah your legs"! | ||
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| Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 2:58:23 PM- | ||||||
Two old men walking on the sidewalk-both of them limping. Pointing towards his foot, one says "Vietnam, 43 years ago!" The other says "Dog poop, 3 blocks back!" | ||||||
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