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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, May 15, 2025, 6:43:56 PM- Sound the trumpets | ||
It's National Hummus day in the United States today. Nor reservations required for any (?) celebrations. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, May 14, 2025, 6:18:01 PM- Forever and a day | ||
Alcohol - Helping ugly people get laid since its' invention. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, May 13, 2025, 6:24:13 PM- The root | ||
My parents spanked me as a child. I now have a psychological order called 'Respect for others'. ~ | ||
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| Monday, May 12, 2025, 6:25:31 PM- Timing | ||
Quite humid this morning for my walk. I had worked up a pretty good 'lather'. Two blocks from home the clouds burst, soaking me entirely and washing away all traces of perspiration. A happy ending to good workout. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, May 11, 2025, 6:01:33 PM- Ask the answer man | ||
Question: Do grapes scream when they're crushed? Answer: No. They just let out a little wine. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, May 10, 2025, 4:36:05 PM- The choice is yours | ||
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does whiskey. Your choice. ~ | ||
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| Friday, May 9, 2025, 5:55:29 PM- FYI | ||
It takes 19 muscles to open a can of beer and drink it. I should be in great shape by summer. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, May 8, 2025, 6:23:04 PM- GPS tip | ||
Never use your GPS when driving to a cemetery. It's just too eerie to hear "You have reached your destination". ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 5:49:17 PM- Ah, spring! | ||
The gardening season is off to a great start: I planted myself in front of the t.v. four weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, May 6, 2025, 6:04:16 PM- Proposal | ||
August is the only month of the year without a national holiday. I propose one: National Pop Up Blocker Day. When I got my first PC over 25 years ago, it was hard to navigate the web because of all the annoying pop up ads. To those who eliminated the problem for all of us sometimes confused internet surfers, I think they deserve a day of remembrance. Thank you (whoever you are) for making my life simpler. ~ | ||
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