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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Sunday, April 21, 2024, 6:15:03 PM- Inflation | ||
My last cheap toaster cost me $10.00. Cheap now costs $15.00. Same toaster, higher price. ~ | ||
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Saturday, April 20, 2024, 5:18:25 PM- April is palindrome month | ||
42024 42124 42224 42324 42524 42624 42724 42824 42924 ~ | ||
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Friday, April 19, 2024, 4:08:47 PM- Yeah, baby | ||||||
I'm still good looking. I must be - every time I go to the store the cashier checks me out. | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 17, 2024, 10:12:56 PM- Ouch! | ||
Put in a new faucet in the kitchen and a new sink in the bathroom. My knees and back are killing me! ~ | ||
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Tuesday, April 16, 2024, 6:24:51 PM- Surviving | ||
My heart is not broken, but it has been on weak knees often. ~ | ||
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Monday, April 15, 2024, 6:00:25 PM- Perspective | ||||||
The next time you dislike you life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison. ~ | ||||||
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Sunday, April 14, 2024, 5:24:35 PM- Pithy | ||||||
I wanted to say something pithy today. And then I thought - just what exactly does pithy mean? So I looked it up. I'm not going to tell you the definition, you can look that up if you want to know. At that moment, you will know that I have indeed said something pithy today. ~ | ||||||
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Saturday, April 13, 2024, 6:01:25 PM- Doggie dreams | ||
We should be more like dogs. Except for the part of sniffing everyone's butt and licking our self in public and pissing on trees, bushes and poles. But you could growl and bite people you don't like and hump legs and lick faces, so not that bad after all. ~ | ||
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Friday, April 12, 2024, 7:18:55 PM- Well, damn | ||
Wouldn't you know it? After 24 hours of rain (6 inches!) and me finally digging the inflatable raft out of storage, the rain stops and the sun comes out. ~ | ||
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Thursday, April 11, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Worth a try | ||
A long time ago I got this idea in my head about cutting down on wars by making everyone fight them naked. My thinking was that people's natural insecurities about their bodies would make them shy away from participating. The idea has yet to catch on, so I thought of something a little more palpable. Everyone who can go one week without any violence towards their fellow human beings gets a free meal at their choice of eatery. That one could work. It's worth a try. ~ | ||
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