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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, April 25, 2025, 6:37:23 PM- For reals! | ||
We all have the power to make a change every day. So, if you do nothing else... Please, change your underwear. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 24, 2025, 7:14:53 PM- Uplifting thought for the day | ||||||
Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be. ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, April 23, 2025, 6:48:02 PM- Save for future reference | ||
Only during a hurricane can you purchase a shovel, duct tape, rope and a tarp... and no one questions your motive. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, April 22, 2025, 6:42:23 PM- Can you hear me now? | ||
Me being rude: "Shut the Hell up!" Me being polite: "Please shut the Hell up!" ~ | ||
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| Monday, April 21, 2025, 5:53:33 PM- What price? | ||
It costs $0.00 to be humane. Most people are unwilling to accept a freebie. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, April 20, 2025, 5:08:17 PM- Superb | ||||||
My super power is holding on to junk for years, then throwing it away a week before I need it. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, April 19, 2025, 5:41:33 PM- Wicked | ||
Every so often I outside and run my sweeper over the driveway. Just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. ~ | ||
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| Friday, April 18, 2025, 6:18:47 PM- NO! | ||
I did something nice for my neighbor and she said "I could marry you!" I couldn't believe it... you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 17, 2025, 6:13:27 PM- Cute | ||
Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? He doesn't want people to know he bangs chickens. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 16, 2025, 6:01:23 PM- Mirror, mirror | ||||||
Strap on backwards is no parts. ~ | ||||||
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