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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Sunday, March 31, 2024, 5:37:42 PM- HAPPY EASTER | ||||||
Whether you believe someone died for your sins and then rose from the dead, or in a magical bunny that delivers colorful eggs and candy, I hope everyone has a happy, peaceful Ester. ~ | ||||||
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Saturday, March 30, 2024, 5:12:23 PM- SMH | ||
A sign of the greed today... for the first time ever, the high school basketball state finals are Pay Per View. Pitiable. | ||
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Friday, March 29, 2024, 6:02:33 PM- Almost but not quite | ||
Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get back up. Officer: Yeah, that's not how a field sobriety test works. ~ | ||
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Thursday, March 28, 2024, 6:41:24 PM- Figured it out. | ||
For a long time as a little boy I wondered how they get the ship in the bottle. Then I saw one up close and could see the seam of where they glue the two halves of the bottle together around the ship. The awe then disappeared... just like it did the day I found out there was no Santa Clause. ~ | ||
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Wednesday, March 27, 2024, 5:45:52 PM- A retiree's thought | ||
Revenge can be bittersweet, but if you sit back and watch... Karma can be pure entertainment. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, March 26, 2024, 7:04:08 PM- From a man's perspective | ||
Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with a squeaky toy inside? | ||
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Monday, March 25, 2024, 8:24:14 PM- Yes indeed | ||
"Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses." ~Aaron Hill | ||
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Sunday, March 24, 2024, 6:19:47 PM- Busy as a bee | ||
You know it's a busy day when 'brunch' is microwave popcorn. ~ | ||
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Saturday, March 23, 2024, 10:15:19 PM- Time heals | ||
Two truths today: Time heals all wounds and Time wounds all heals. ~ | ||
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Friday, March 22, 2024, 7:07:48 PM- Balderdash | ||
In my home state of Indiana, you're considered an optimist if you believe spring will arrive before late April or early May. ~ | ||
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