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Fri, 3-May-24 9:03 PM (14 hours ago)
Barbie never gave me poor body image. She taught me you can’t reattach your head once it’s been removed from the body.
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Thu, 2-May-24 6:09 AM (2 days ago)
Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet. NNighty NNight, everyone. zzzzzz
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:19 AM (7 days ago)
Just in case you didn't know, I'm a gardener. I always know it's spring when dirt falls out of my bra at the end of the day.
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I limit myself to gardening at home, GBM. I wouldn't want to dish any dirty elsewhere.
(2 days ago)
It definitely is, Relaxer. That's what bras are for, dontcha know.
(2 days ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM (9 days ago)
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Never thought of that before but yeah, I think I agree!
(9 days ago)
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Well, ju, I think you're on your own here. Question is: Which planet are you from?
(8 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 1:40 AM (11 days ago)
There are 2 people in every relationship: #1 OK, I have our passports and boarding passes. #2 Where are we going again?
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:19 AM (15 days ago)
He and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. He's hot and I want to be on top of him.
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Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM (22 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone.
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Sat, 23-Mar-24 11:10 PM (41 days ago)
In less than 48 hours I'll have a new hip. Who said I was square?
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Wife had it done in November, has alleviated a lot of pain. Good luck and hope you heal up fast!
(40 days ago)
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Good luck Joizy Goil. Hope it all goes well
(40 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Mar-24 8:52 PM (45 days ago)
The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Taxes. (For those unAmericans, this is a folk song about Texas.)
texas? last time i filed a texas was at 1947, damn it now 20hundred hours
(45 days ago)
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^Damn, NJ tells you how long before you can come back to status, that sucks! 😁
(45 days ago)
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It turns out they don’t withhold taxes from disability payments so we have less than a month to come up with $3400. Includes a penalty for taxes THEY didn’t withhold. Can’t wait for the end to come.
(45 days ago)
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Mon, 18-Mar-24 2:49 AM (47 days ago)
How to speak Irish: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked. Hope you all had a fun St. Paddy's Day.
Thu, 14-Mar-24 2:01 AM (51 days ago)
Tomorrow is bulwinkle69's birthday. It's Pi Day! (3/14 as in pi: 3.1415926535)
oh and is nearly green beer day, the day to plant sweetpeas so they flower for setpember
(51 days ago)
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thank you JG...Im 3 retired years old...I ate a pi of cherry pie
(50 days ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 10:34 PM (60 days ago)
Overheard on Ted Lasso: Keely on the phone: Shall I stop by Waitrose and pick up a bottle of wine? Roy: Waitrose? Who am I talking to? The F*ing Queen?
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Well I could live without the knowledge, but informed is better than ignorant
(59 days ago)
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Mon, 26-Feb-24 10:34 PM (67 days ago)
I've not seen hide nor hair of TopCat57 in a while. Has anyone seen or heard from him?
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Well, if he ventured across the bridge into Wales he’s probably still struck in traffic
(66 days ago)
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Sat, 24-Feb-24 11:41 PM (69 days ago)
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
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What?!?! I'm a half century old?!?!? When TF did that happen?
(69 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
What? I have a perfect memory.. like a bunny rabbits tail... short an fuzzy..
(69 days ago)
Wed, 21-Feb-24 4:04 AM (73 days ago)
When you see your friends in the popup window down there, do you wonder if they're talking to someone or hanging out in the lurkers corner?
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oh is that why I dont see my friends when they on ... doh :facepalm:
(73 days ago)
Haha all my "friends" are usually invisible 😂
(72 days ago)
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Tue, 20-Feb-24 1:10 AM (74 days ago)
Do you call your partner a special name? Does she/he like it?
Babe, honey, "mop", which comes from the Dutch nickname "Moppie". I haven't used his real name in yrs
(71 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
Hi, shaq. Now I'm intrigued. Given what mop means in English, I'm dying to know what moppie means.
(71 days ago)
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Thu, 15-Feb-24 3:39 AM (79 days ago)
I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day. Can't wait to celebrate belatedly in only fourteen days!
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Sorry for the belated replies. I just returned from a photography conference. *xxxxxxxx*
(74 days ago)
Thanks, saint. I hope you had a nice V Day. xx
(74 days ago)
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Tue, 13-Feb-24 5:54 AM (81 days ago)
My new car has a button for pretty much everything. There is even one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to try that one.
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oh yay gotta love a new car .... lol @ rear wiper, go on, try it, I dare ya too girlie lol
(81 days ago)
KiwiPic likes this
Go for it, it’s very mainstream these days, everyone, er, uh, I mean every car has it.
(81 days ago)
That button that says “seat warmer” had to be named that, because “rear defroster” was already taken 😁🤪
(80 days ago)
Thu, 8-Feb-24 2:17 AM (86 days ago)
Masterbation relieves stress,improves sleep quality,extends lifespan,boosts immunity...what does it do for you?
I'm glad I could help and hope you had a good day. lineman.
(83 days ago)
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It reminds me that working from home makes certain things MUCH easier.
(83 days ago)
Mon, 5-Feb-24 2:14 AM (89 days ago)
Jersey__girl has marked herself safe from the atmospheric cyclone bomb that is pummeling California. Still have power and potato chips and my phone is charged. Laters.
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Fri, 26-Jan-24 12:38 AM (99 days ago)
Next time you think you should say no, say no. I said yes and it's too late to say now.
You're good at this, trc. I'm going to try to remember that.
(97 days ago)
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Like.. if you get asked to help move furniture but you are in pain... "I'm sorry, mate. I will say no today but please don't stop asking me in the future. It something like that
(97 days ago)
's try that again. Maybe, but I'd be lying. Next time I won't paint my nails while I'm on status. It just doesn't work.
(97 days ago)
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Mon, 22-Jan-24 10:51 PM (102 days ago)
Why do the winners of the Miss Universe pageant always come from Earth?
i heard the contest is open for any aliens...
(101 days ago)
Correct, but only earthlings call people from other planets aliens.
(101 days ago)
Hey, we call a lot of people on this planet aliens, too.
(101 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Yes, we do, but usually preceded by illegal. I,for one, am glad that seems to be on the wane.
(100 days ago)
Fri, 19-Jan-24 2:55 AM (106 days ago)
Great sex is not about how much you want sex, it's about how much you like the sex you're having.
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Fri, 12-Jan-24 11:59 PM (112 days ago)
I'm finally off antibiotics and to celebrate, I plan on having a tipple. What do you suggest?
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All lenny has to say is ''buttery shortbread'' to make me swoon...
(109 days ago)
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Buttery Shortbread sounds like a cartoon character
(109 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Jan-24 8:16 PM (114 days ago)
Words of the day: Hurkle-durkle, a 200 y/o Scottish term meaning to lunge in bed long after it's time to get up. Just call me HD for short.
Proving once again JG is a wealth of knowledge
(114 days ago)
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I'm mostly in Hampshire and the south which is easier for me, Wodes. Further north is much more challenging to me. Erm, Kuvukiland?
(114 days ago)