Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, Nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I cant explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, I love you, too.
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start today. Cant figure it out, but at least I got laid.

When I say;Ill think about,
What i really mean; is Ill totally forget about till you bring it up again

Everybody always says say "No!" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late.

was sitting here having my morning coffee
saw the life alert commercial where the old lady fell on the floor and didn't have the bracelet and laid there for several hours and all I could think was why the hell didn't that asshole cameraman just help her up

what a prick

didn't think id make it last night at the gym but found motivation when I thought I heard applause behind me only to turn around and find it was just my ass clapping for me

1-find a woman that makes you laugh
2-find a woman that can cook
3-find a woman that is honest
4-find a woman that is great in bed
5-find a woman that will pamper you

6-and above all else never let them meet

Wife asked what i wanted for dinner,I told her you
She walked outside and shot one of the sheep

Im thinking the romance is gone

Know why you should marry a fat tattooed woman
Cause you have warmth in the winter
Shade in the summer,and moving pictures yr round

Wife caught me blow drying ,my dick and asked what i was doing
Apparently warming up your dinner,was not the right answer

if you love something, set it free. or chain it to your bed. either works.