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Sat, 13-Apr-24 4:39 PM (26 days ago)
So many hot, small titted, chicks in the supermarket today!
Most likely a guy pretending. It happens.
(29 days ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-24 4:43 PM (41 days ago)
Walking around the supermarket, I often wonder how many of the hot women in there are on NN or other similar sites?
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Wed, 18-Oct-23 5:54 PM (204 days ago)
See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit, for the Brits?
Justmedamian likes this
Have you checked out any of Baxter’s work ?? Awesome stuff - stand out artist much like his old man
(202 days ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-23 12:54 PM (268 days ago)
You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like Heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much
Thanks lovely, just have to put up with my drunken nonsense then!
(282 days ago)
Typos and autocorrect account for a lot of funny stuff in status.
(282 days ago)
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You can't edit them, though here's what you can do. Delete the first post and then repost it how you intended it to be 😁
(268 days ago)
Mon, 31-Jul-23 5:06 PM (283 days ago)
Lovely to see MissAshlee has posted more stunning pics x
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I wasn't exactly laughing at the event and someone lost their life, It was meant to be a reply to Emu's status about electric cars, just can't navigate the site on my mobile! It was just the irony!
(288 days ago)
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As she is, and her entire gallery
(295 days ago)
Sun, 9-Jul-23 12:24 PM (305 days ago)
Hey SEB, love the new pic hun but, you forgot to put your knickers on again! as for your profile pic, I wish I could see a bigger copy, your eyes are stunning, I guess this should have been a pm? lol
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Fri, 7-Jul-23 9:05 PM (307 days ago)
Petiteaurora and Karafirefly have blown me away with their pics today!
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Which planet have you been on? They've been blowing for ages. Ok Kara longer.
(307 days ago)
You are welcome hun, very brave to show your pretty face! x
(307 days ago)
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Two beauties for sure!!
(306 days ago)
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Why would anyone block you age? Apart from torturing us with descriptions of what you have cooked which we can't eat 😁
(309 days ago)
I was wondering why would someone block age,I get it because I'm old I am 100
(309 days ago)
988 days - all done through deals and offers.
(313 days ago)
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I'll be on a state pension before mine expires lol.
(313 days ago)
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Wed, 28-Jun-23 4:00 PM (316 days ago)
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.. Oh, she deals in witchcraft.. And one kiss and I'm zapped, oh.. 🎶🎵 A bit of an odd song.
(316 days ago)
Oh interesting, since you used the word species I thought you were talking arachnid
(316 days ago)
Not my words beautiful Adele, it was a drunken recollection of a song from the 90s, it was appropriate in my mind at the time! lol
(315 days ago)
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Tue, 27-Jun-23 4:33 PM (317 days ago)
What is the etiquette on here regarding someone you might recognise?
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What else would it be smallluk,SEB has a great gallery and hi btw
(316 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Hi beautiful, you have a great gallery also! x
(316 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Very kind thanks Adele..and likewise
(316 days ago)
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Wed, 21-Jun-23 8:20 PM (323 days ago)
My premium membership expires on 1st July, as the pics of my gf keep getting moderated off, I doubt I will renew! shame.
You have 3 pics that were removed. One was removed for being "non-sexual" (just a pair of lips). The other 2 were removed for exposing a womans face and there is no way to know if she gave consent.
(323 days ago)
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Wed, 21-Jun-23 6:53 PM (323 days ago)
Anyone know where I can find the wanking emoji?
I’d love to try having a cock for a few days!
(322 days ago)
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Wed, 14-Jun-23 8:37 PM (330 days ago)
Can't believe shaqila is not on my friends list, I hope she is now!