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Sun, 7-Apr-24 6:52 PM (24 days ago)
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My weekends are utterly awesome these days, but Sunday nights to Friday suck big sweaty balls. And that’s not a good thing - just to be clear 😂
very clear lol
(24 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Well I’m continually surprised what people get off on around here!
(24 days ago)
Never had a status made me smile so much and retch so quickly
(24 days ago)
*has
(24 days ago)
I get you,not anymore lol now he never goes away ..grin
(24 days ago)
MellieK likes this
But wait, I have big balls....
(24 days ago)
Well just give them a wash before they get anywhere near my mouth! 😘
(24 days ago)
I completely understand this sentiment. I hate to wish time away, but I can’t wait to be done working, daily, weekly, and til retirement
(24 days ago)
MellieK, smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Deal Mellie!!!!!!!
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Brush your teeth before you me
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Kiss me
(23 days ago)
Smiles, i agree a lot.
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I hate sweaty balls. That is not comfortable at all.
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Hate the feeling when a weekday sticks to my thigh
(23 days ago)
smitten4u, mojo75nz and MellieK like this
It’s not really that bad mell unless it’s chafing at the mast …hey there captain
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
😂😂 so glad I don’t have balls! I’m imagining peeling them off body parts 🤢
(23 days ago)
hornyfukcer and Mr_Vein like this
Pardon me please !!! t cherish My Balls...LOL...
(23 days ago)
Theyre okay until you crush one when sitting...then the world deems darker for some time..
(23 days ago)
Sounds like having your boobs accidentally pinned to the bed by an elbow.
(23 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
God yeah when you do that it hurts me a lot. Be careful!!
(23 days ago)
MellieK likes this
But Mellie, we have boobs and it's not a whole lot different!
(22 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Always wonders why The Bollock are on the outside. Why not protect them by being on the inside...
(22 days ago)
They’re less crepey though NBI… and Raven this is true!
(22 days ago)
Perhaps they are exposed as an extra for Females to enjoy !!! LOL
(22 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Usually anyways 😜
(21 days ago)
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